101 things about me

I've been meaning to still this idea from my friend Kristin's site for awhile now.

1) I recently cut my own bangs. This did not end well; I will be wearing headbands for a couple of months.

2) I love weddings but I don't believe in marriage. For me, a relationship should be about love and commitment, not a legally binding contract.

3) I have three mice- they aren't blind but two of them have shortened tails.

4) I don't like or trust older men.

5) My boyfriend is 35.

6) In my defense, I thought he was 27 when I met him.

7) I think the penises are hilarious.

8) My favorite kind of pate is lobster.

9) Before I go to sleep at night, I have to touch my face. This drives the BF crazy.

10) I could eat Mexican food for every meal.

11) I can make anything except sugar cookies, shortbread and fudge.

12) One day I want to go to stunt driving school.

13) I love, love, love Disneyland.

14) I cry a lot; mostly over little things like PSAs or the end of Anne of Green Gables II.

15) When I was in Kindergarten, I would leave out the numbers that end in 9 when I counted, going straight from 8 to 10 and so forth.

16) I have a degree in British Literature and all I remember is that Lewis Carroll was most likely a pedophile.

17) I want to be a librarian when I grow up.

18) I was Homecoming Queen my senior year; I campaigned and bribed people with candy.

19) I tend to take language classes and then forget the language- five years of French and I can't speak it; one year of ASL and all I remember is "frog"; two years of Italian and it's all slipping away. . .

20) I love pink; I don't remember when this happened but I'm glad it did.

21) I have little patience for noise; if you're my neighbor and you're being noisy I will call the cops on you. I don't care if it makes me a bitch.

22) When I think about where dairy comes from, it freaks me out. The same with honey.

23) I have an irrational fear of whales.

24) I get freaked out very easily. I mean it- I have to watch "Unsolved Mysteries" in the day time, with all the lights on and someone sitting next to me.

25) I lived in the same house for my entire childhood.

26) I crush A LOT.

27) I want Melinda to win American Idol and I never thought Chris looked like Justin Timberlake.  *ick*

28) Drunk drivers are despicable people who should be drawn and quartered (you too, Paris Hilton).

29)  I won't remember your birthday but you'd better damn well remember mine (February 19)

30)  I don't understand the excitement of NASCAR, it's like watching really bad traffic.

31) I hate hot weather.

32) I think I have mild Ordinal-linguistic personification

33) I love Wikipedia!!

Mang, this is harder than I thought. . Perhaps I'll do this in parts.  .